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Carlos Mencia: Tricking Jesus
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What do eggs have to
do with Jesus Christ? I understand Christmas. Three wise men show up with gifts, 'I love you.' Symbolism, I get that. How did the egg thing happen? Did somebody walk up to somebody else, 'Hey, did you hear? Jesus rose from the dead.' 'Hide the eggs! Hide the eggs! We gotta trick Jesus. Paint the eggs pink or purple. Put them in the park! Trick Jesus!'
Carlos Mencia - Passion of the Christ Pt. 1
Just because someone's not crying at this movie doesn't mean they're not touched by Jesus Christ.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), religion (776), movies (559)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,513
Carlos Mencia - Passion of the Christ Pt. 2
Stop crying. This movie has a happy ending.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,317
Carlos Mencia - Dog the Bounty Hunter
I'm not racist! I say racist things all the time!
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Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 67,863
Carlos Mencia - The Pope in Heaven
It shouldn't be wrong to assume the pope is in heaven having sex.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 3,606
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,407
Adam Ferrara - Easter
Nobody can explain this holiday.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 1,340
Jack Coen - Religion
Faith is a huge concept to grasp.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 791
Dan Cummins - Helping the Homeless
Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 4,084
Lisa Landry - Easy Religion
Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.
Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,103
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