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Don't orange alert me. We
don't know what orange alert is. If you're going to alert me, make me do stuff. 'Lock your top lock' -- I'm all over that. 'Fill your tub with water' -- excellent. But don't mention duct tape to me, because that's weird. That tells me you don't know what's going on.
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 951
Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives
What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 835
Christopher Titus - Black People and White People
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,069
Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy
America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,421
Jonathan Solomon - Our Leaders
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), economy (499), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 263
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), wars (467),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 5,567
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 603
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 505
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 435
Paul Gilmartin - Take No Chances
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 502
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