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Butch Bradley Jokes
Butch Bradley: Orange Alert
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Don't orange alert me. We don't know what orange alert is. If you're going to alert me, make me do stuff. 'Lock your top lock' -- I'm all over that. 'Fill your tub with water' -- excellent. But don't mention duct tape to me, because that's weird. That tells me you don't know what's going on.
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