Paul F. Tompkins Jokes
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Paul F. Tompkins: On the Phone With "Elegant Balloons"
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Uh, yes, hello, I'm hosting
a very important party at my mansion this evening, and I'll be entertaining some foreign dignitaries, heads of state and the like. I wanted to spruce the place up a little bit. Tell me -- what do you have in the way of balloons?'
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,453
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,519
Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy
The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,252
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,058
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,196
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,608
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,500
Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp
If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 741
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,665
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