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George Miller: Not Doing the Job
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I hate it when people
don't do their jobs. It's rampant in this country today. There's a company -- you know by their name they're not going to do anything: U-Haul.
George Miller - Head Waiters
Those fancy restaurants really specialize.
Tags: George Miller (3), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 241
George Miller - Alcoholism
They just found out that alcoholism is inherited.
Tags: George Miller (3), money (865), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 283
George Miller - Talking About Sex
There's global warming -- in my pants.
Tags: George Miller (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 212
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,768
Brendon Walsh - Crappy Jobs
Working sucks.
Tags: Brendon Walsh (2), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 956
Gregg Rogell - Cell Phones
Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 2,384
Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 831
Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father
It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 639
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (804), observational (334)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 661
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