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Bryan Callen: 1970s Running Shorts
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You know what else I
love about the 1970s running shorts? You can let your three piece set just duck out the side. You know what I'm talking about? Just let it duck out the side, accidentally on purpose. Don't show the whole thing, just a little bit, the nubs -- like, 'Oops.' You can't show the whole thing, though. You show the whole thing, it looks like somebody threw a baby bird against your leg. There's nothing sexy about a dead baby bird on your leg.
Bryan Callen - Sexy
A man's bare white, hairy thigh is a hot look.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,272
Bryan Callen - Hair
They're going to be able to clone hair in less than 10 years.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,591
Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks
There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.
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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,515
Scott LaRose - Male Models
Men look better in slow motion.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 365
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 800
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 182
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
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Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,458
DeRay - Clubs
If women look out for their single girlfriends.
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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 6,554
Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up
Tammy dresses up her man.
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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 1,958
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,816
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