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You know what else I love about the 1970s running shorts? You can let your three piece set just duck out the side. You know what I'm talking about? Just let it duck out the side, accidentally on purpose. Don't show the whole thing, just a little bit, the nubs -- like, 'Oops.' You can't show the whole thing, though. You show the whole thing, it looks like somebody threw a baby bird against your leg. There's nothing sexy about a dead baby bird on your leg.
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