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Bruce Bruce: Redneck Loves His Ford
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I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.
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Posted: 02/20/03

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