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You guys read that new Kinsey sex survey that just came out? They found out that 27% of all women need less than 15 minutes of foreplay to become aroused; 49% need more than 15 minutes. Conversely, 97% of all men only needed to hear the words, 'Come and get it.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Bruce Baum - Musical Panties

They're pretty cool, except when your wife sits down in public.

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Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Men are quite simple.

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Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.

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Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

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