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You guys read that new Kinsey sex survey that just came out? They found out that 27% of all women need less than 15 minutes of foreplay to become aroused; 49% need more than 15 minutes. Conversely, 97% of all men only needed to hear the words, 'Come and get it.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Bruce Baum - Musical Panties

They're pretty cool, except when your wife sits down in public.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 372

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,118

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,195

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,385

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,348

Tracy Morgan - Titties

Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,845

Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets

Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,740

Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance

Guys have no energy after sex.

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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,724

Marc Maron - Getting Engaged

Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.

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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,288

 
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