Bruce Baum Jokes
|
Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN
|
Get another Bruce Baum Joke » |
I don't know what was
wrong with my television last night, but I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station, and I actually bought a congressman.
Bruce Baum - Musical Panties
They're pretty cool, except when your wife sits down in public.
Tags: Bruce Baum (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 313
Harland Williams - More Government Secrets
Wrinkle cream doesn't work.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), government (230)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 407
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (804), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,049
Tracy Smith - Free Money
Money and shopping can cause a lot of anxiety.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 491
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
D.C. Curry - Child Pressure
You don't owe your kids a damn thing.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,897
Lizz Winstead - Fashion Nightmare
Fashion is enough of a nightmare as it is without people bringing bellbottoms back.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), parents (525), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 193
Rodney Carrington - Eating Out
You can make anything taste good with ketchup.
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), shopping (197),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 140,143
Peter Johansson - Pot Smoking Grandma
She's just working on the glaucoma.
Tags: Peter Johansson (3), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 387
Looking for something else?
