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I love performing in Manhattan.
I've been trying to get an apartment here for two years. They won't let me in. I mean, I knew it would be expensive, but I just assumed that for $2,000 a month, the toilet would be inside the apartment.
Bridget Smith - Toilet Free House
Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.
Tags: Bridget Smith (1), Premium Blend (749), kids (641)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 238
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), The A-List (486), money (470)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163
Don Friesen - Home Ownership
This is a good time to buy a home? Is the American Dream to wait for someone to fail and swoop in?
Tags: Don Friesen (1), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 104
Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down
If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), The A-List (486), money (470)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 406
Larry the Cable Guy - Gang Members
Gang members today should do what they did in the '70s.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (32), family (581), money (470)
Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 5,668
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 13,235
Joey Kola - Never Angry
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 1,122
Kirk Fox - House
Kirk lives next door to Brangelina.
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), housing (45)
Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 9,488
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803),
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 87,811
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