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I love performing in Manhattan.
I've been trying to get an apartment here for two years. They won't let me in. I mean, I knew it would be expensive, but I just assumed that for $2,000 a month, the toilet would be inside the apartment.
Bridget Smith - Toilet Free House
Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.
Tags: Bridget Smith (1), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 687
Reggie Watts - Fifth Physical Dimension
Reggie Watts finds out where the audience is from.
Tags: Reggie Watts (12), sex (1202), music (485)
Posted: 05/11/12
Views: 2,966
Paul F. Tompkins - Buying a House
Paul F. Tompkins should have been planning for this a while ago -- not just today.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), money (606), storyteller (326)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 22,752
Rich Vos - $800 a Night
The employees at a fancy hotel know you don't belong there when you walk in with a Styrofoam cooler.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), ethnic (870), dating (786)
Posted: 10/20/10
Views: 2,784
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (606), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 383
Godfrey - Angry Cold
Sometimes it gets so cold that the homeless have gone home.
Tags: Godfrey (24), money (606), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/27/11
Views: 4,204
Patton Oswalt - Social Contract, A**holes
Patton Oswalt knows why all his friends want him to move to New York City.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), drugs (503), impressions (466)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 1,207
Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down
If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (606), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Don Friesen - Home Ownership
This is a good time to buy a home? Is the American Dream to wait for someone to fail and swoop in?
Tags: Don Friesen (1), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 845
Juston McKinney - Cul-De-Stuck
Juston McKinney could flip his house right now and move into a Ford Focus.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), money (606), marriage (547)
Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 2,443
