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All the hotels where I
stay now have the television set bolted to the desk, like that's going to keep a guy from taking a television set. If you're that desperate, you get a desk, too.
Brian Haley - Hotel Security
All the hotels bolt the television sets to the desks now.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (486), crime (303)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,197
Brian Haley - Miniature Pillows
Brian requests miniature pillows.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (486), flying (196)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 812
Brian Haley - Seats Forward
Brian puts his seat forward on a plane because it's his duty.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (486), physical humor (257)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 896
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 7,600
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,457
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,676
John Caparulo - Mushy Language
Montreal is really Europe-y.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), travel (301)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 19,822
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,788
Tom Rhodes - The Lighter Side of Drugs
In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 4,029
Gabriel Iglesias - Felipe
Gabriel's friend Felipe is nuts.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 145,186
