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Bret Ernst: Wait to See
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Certain things as men that you don't do. Like, guys, when you're out with your friends and you drop your buddy off, you don't wait to see if he got in OK. You leave; it's uncomfortable. If he gets his ass kicked on the way to the door, that's his own fault. He should learn how to fight.
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See Bret Ernst Tell It » Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  friends (210),  Bret Ernst (5)
Posted: 04/16/10

Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy

Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.

Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 13,718

Leslie - Posse

Leslie breaks down the members of a lady posse.

Tags: Leslie (2), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 3,207

Bret Ernst - Let's Get a Table

Italians believe that bottle service at night clubs is the classiest thing in the world.

Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 29,156

Bret Ernst - America at the Club

If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.

Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 49,492

Mike Yard - Shallow Friendships

Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (1155), friends (403)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 6,553

Jonathan Solomon - After Sex

It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 2,110

Carol Siskind - Men and Women

Men have less stressful lives than women.

Tags: Carol Siskind (5), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,547

Dov Davidoff - Black Hawk Down

When women are in a group they develop a Navy Seal, no-man-left-behind kind of energy.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), men/women (1155), friends (403)

Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 15,971

John Heffron - Dancing

For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,235

John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl

Girls don't leave their own behind.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 8,434