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Bret Ernst Jokes
Bret Ernst: Old School Baseball
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I'm a little upset with the athletes today. People holding out, baseball players using steroids -- what the hell is that? Using steroids, man, that ain't nothing like the old school. Remember the old school guys? These guys were men. Babe Ruth hit over 700 home runs after, like, banging hookers all night.
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Posted: 01/26/06

Bret Ernst - Integration

Bret Ernst gives a history lesson on the integration of professional sports.

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Posted: 01/26/06
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There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.

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Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports

What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?

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Denis Leary - The 70s

Denis Leary buys the biggest bell bottoms in history, man.

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Posted: 04/27/04
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Dave Attell - Drugs

Dave did acid with his friend Terry, the little man who lives in Dave's eyebrow.

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Bret Ernst - It Is What It Is

Bret Ernst has to wax his eyebrows every three days or else they grow into a goatee.

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Bret Ernst - Italians in the Club

Bret Ernst likes being Italian in the club.

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Cory Miller - Medieval Times

Comedy was even harder then.

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Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 1,574

David Alan Grier - To Be Young

The good old days were when you sold your body down at the bus station to get high.

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Posted: 04/24/03
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