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Everybody likes to blame America
for everything. What are we, only 233 years old? These other countries are thousands of years old. Not only did they not get it right, but a lot of times they screw up and ask us for help. That's like a 90-year-old man asking a two-year-old for advice.
Stand-Up: Bret Ernst - Kept His Word
Bret Ernst's gay older brother flew out of the womb and promised to never go back in there.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), religion (362)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 3,906
Bret Ernst - America at the Club
If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), imitations (848)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 11,218
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (567)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 2,658
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (43), sports (252), news & politics (229)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,823
Rory Albanese - Golden Arches
Nobody tells Rory Albanese how to act in a McDonald's.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 8,318
Christopher Titus - British Security
British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.
Tags: Christopher Titus (20), ethnic (797), stereotypes (411)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 7,068
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 6,311
Rory Albanese - New Jersey Attitude
Americans should act like they're from New Jersey when they travel to Europe.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 6,956
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1029)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 4,458
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), New York City (318)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 446
