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My last girlfriend used to call my penis what I thought was a big, powerful, scary nickname. She was calling it a 'weapon of mass destruction.' Sounded cool, but then I found out she was calling it that because she thought my penis was really hard to find.
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Posted: 02/02/06

Brendon Walsh - Penis Nicknames

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