Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome.
Working sucks.
Relationships are hard.
Big tires are a guy thing.
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
The audience decided not to dress up tonight.
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Sebastian describes the women at nightclubs.
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
