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Every time I have sex with a woman, I'm convinced she's trying to distract me while someone steals my car. And then you realize, 'Oh nobody wants a Suzuki Samurai that bad. It's my lucky day. I should be enjoying my sex.'
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Posted: 03/24/05

Boris Hamilton - Distraction

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