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Boris Hamilton: Sexual Distraction
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Every time I have sex
with a woman, I'm convinced she's trying to distract me while someone steals my car. And then you realize, 'Oh nobody wants a Suzuki Samurai that bad. It's my lucky day. I should be enjoying my sex.'
Boris Hamilton - Distraction
Boris should just enjoy having sex.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 191
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 556
Doug Benson - Delightful Surprise
Doug Benson makes an attempt at more relatable comedy.
Tags: Doug Benson (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,095
Corey Holcomb - Kelley's Blue Book for Women
Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 5,844
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 720
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (10), sex (1269), TV (536)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 944
Jeff Marder - Both Hemispheres of Your Brain
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 607
Rene Hicks - Grandfather's View on Homosexuality
Boys aren't gay; they're just lazy.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 938
Louis Ramey - Uptight Cops
Louis gets pulled over because he's black.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,511
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