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I've got a wedding I've got to go to next week, and I was trying to lose six pounds by the weekend. I don't think I'm going to do it, so I'm going to get my back waxed, and then, I'll only have to lose two.
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Posted: 03/24/05

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

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