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It's kind of hard losing
weight, though, when every time you see a sign that says, 'World's Best Donut,' you take it as a personal challenge. You're like, 'I'll see about that. Oh, you're right, this is a good donut. I'll take seven dozen and a diet coke.'
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 748
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 644
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 523
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,142
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 647
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,204
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 421
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,123
Gabriel Iglesias - Fluffy
"Fluffy" is the politically correct term for "fat."
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 91,276
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,436
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