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It's kind of hard losing weight, though, when every time you see a sign that says, 'World's Best Donut,' you take it as a personal challenge. You're like, 'I'll see about that. Oh, you're right, this is a good donut. I'll take seven dozen and a diet coke.'
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Posted: 03/24/05

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596

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If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

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If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.

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Skinny people should leave fat people alone.

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Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.

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Dear Food, those were some good times we had....

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Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.

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Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

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Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.

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Serving sizes are just too small.

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