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You ever had a friend
that's only seen 'Star Wars' one time and they're OK with it? Or they've only been to Disneyland once, they're like, 'Yeah, I went when I was 10. I don't need to go again.' Those are the same people I have sex with. I'm like, 'You know, if you tried again you might actually have a good time.' They're like, 'I'm good. Just go.'
Boris Hamilton - Distraction
Boris should just enjoy having sex.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 194
David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 6,044
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,355
Jeff Garcia - Kids
Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,184
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite
Stephen sings about his experience with a hermaphrodite.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 7,096
D.C. Curry - Common Sense
Jerry Springer isn't going to fool D.C. Curry.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,522
Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s
Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 765
Al Madrigal - The Birthday Party
A few miles outside of San Francisco, people go from hip to weird.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 2,247
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