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I'm not sure if I
want someone shooting lasers in my eyes at this point, but as soon as I can get the surgery where lasers shoot out of my eyes, I'm first in line that day.
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Elvira Kurt - Technology
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 981
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,084
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
Tags: Tim Young (5), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,707
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 51,044
Boris Hamilton - Distraction
Boris should just enjoy having sex.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 194
Brian Regan - Get Your Eyes Checked
Eye examinations are very intimidating
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 13,072
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,687
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 910
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