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I'm not sure if I
want someone shooting lasers in my eyes at this point, but as soon as I can get the surgery where lasers shoot out of my eyes, I'm first in line that day.
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,002
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), health (657), technology (229)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,785
Boris Hamilton - Distraction
Boris should just enjoy having sex.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 602
Elvira Kurt - Technology
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,593
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (657), fashion (239)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,264
Jokes.com Live - Stand-Up From the New York Comedy Festival
Jokes.com is live streaming a night of stand-up comedy for your eyeholes.
Tags: New York Comedy Festival (21), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 26,249
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
Tags: Tim Young (5), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 3,459
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), health (657), parents (591)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 112,170
Brian Regan - Get Your Eyes Checked
Eye examinations are very intimidating
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 25,816
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 3,593
