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I'm not sure if I
want someone shooting lasers in my eyes at this point, but as soon as I can get the surgery where lasers shoot out of my eyes, I'm first in line that day.
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 580
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), technology (347)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,358
Elvira Kurt - Technology
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 966
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (956), technology (347)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,072
Boris Hamilton - Distraction
Boris should just enjoy having sex.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 191
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
Tags: Tim Young (5), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,664
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), health (956), parents (519)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 48,186
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (956), movies (549)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 81
Brian Regan - Get Your Eyes Checked
Eye examinations are very intimidating
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 12,946
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 863
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