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Boris Hamilton: Baggy Clothes
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Every once in a while, I'll be walking around, going, 'Look at me! My clothes are kind of baggy. Maybe I am losing weight.' Turns out -- just laundry time. Maybe I shouldn't wear the same jeans six days in a row.
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Posted: 03/24/05

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Lynne Koplitz - Weight

Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.

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Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.

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Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.

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Tony V. - Body Image

It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.

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Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon

No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.

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Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls

In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?

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Posted: 10/16/09
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Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

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Boris Hamilton - Distraction

Boris should just enjoy having sex.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 194

 
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