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We're the perfect match--you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.
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Posted: 12/01/08

DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue

Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.

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Posted: 07/06/09
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Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships

Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

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Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead

Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.

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Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.

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Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.

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Killed

It's easy to die these days.

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People take positive energy too far.

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Dane puts his non-suicidal thoughts on paper.

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I think this is the end, lol!

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Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.

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