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Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know what I mean...
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Posted: 12/01/08

DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue

Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.

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Posted: 07/06/09
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Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer

Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.

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Killed

It's easy to die these days.

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Posted: 01/11/08
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Janeane Garofalo - Hell

Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.

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Posted: 05/25/04
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Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships

Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

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Posted: 11/10/05
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Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead

Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.

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Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts

Matt has been thinking a lot about death.

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Posted: 05/26/93
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Hugh Fink - Right to Die

The right to die should be a right to kill.

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Baron Vaughn - Cell Phone

I think this is the end, lol!

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Posted: 06/13/08
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Chris Porter - Condoms

Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.

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Posted: 08/24/06
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