Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
I think this is the end, lol!
We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!
