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Posted: 12/01/08

DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue

Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.

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Posted: 07/06/09
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Bill Engvall - Fifties

The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.

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Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

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Killed

It's easy to die these days.

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Posted: 01/11/08
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Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer

Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.

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Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

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Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.

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Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.

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Baron Vaughn - Cell Phone

I think this is the end, lol!

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We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!

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Posted: 05/27/08
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