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Posted: 12/01/08

Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture

The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 815

Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline

If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,070

James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes

Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.

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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631

Russell Brand: DVD Exclusive - Reciprocal Altruism

Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.

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Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 7,211

Marc Maron - Negative Energy

Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.

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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,610

Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town

Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?

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Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453

Scott Bloom - Psychic Reading

Scott Bloom guesses that Leslie's great-great-grandfather is no longer with us.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 335

Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery

We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487

Jake Johannsen - Colonic

Jake felt creepy and embarrassed after his colonic.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 508

Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon

She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 443

 
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