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Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (181), dark (83)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 297
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,530
Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom
Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), kids (841), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 992
Brian Haley - Miniature Pillows
Brian requests miniature pillows.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (491), flying (181)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 272
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,608
Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines
If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), terrorism (439), 9/11 (290)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 10,498
Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet
Flying around the planet can mess you up.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450
J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly
J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 165
Scott Kennedy - Best Job in the World
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 992
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