Booty Call... Becoming Shirt | booty call | Jokes.com

Booty Call Jokes
Booty Call... Becoming Shirt
Get another Booty Call Joke »
Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
Filed Under: sex (2379),  men/women (1718),  booty call (580)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 12/01/08

Carol Leifer - Lingerie

Lingerie is a rip-off.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,461

Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch

Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 2,030

Alonzo Bodden - Women

In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.

Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,325

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks

There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,517

Scott LaRose - Male Models

Men look better in slow motion.

Tags: Scott LaRose (11), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 365

Sue Murphy - B.O. Man

On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.

Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 804

Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations

Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,753

Mitch Fatel - Women Are Soft

Girls should have sex with Mitch Fatel.

Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 6,017

Chris Rich - Lingerie

Ever seen a guy who thinks he's in lingerie?

Tags: Chris Rich (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 270

John Heffron - Girl Glitter

John wants to outlaw girl glitter.

Tags: John Heffron (24), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 2,226

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?