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Bobcat Goldthwait: National Guard During the L.A. Riots
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For a day and a half, the National Guard was here, and they didn't go to work. Do you remember why? No bullets. I found it really hard to believe that that was the same crackerjack unit that Dan Quayle once belonged to.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Bobcat Goldthwait - LA Riots

The National Guard forgets its bullets.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), The A-List (486), driving (270)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 911

Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions

Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.

Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)

Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 408

Gabriel Iglesias - Faking Arrest For Your Family

When Gabriel Iglesias gets a ride from a cop, he lets his family think he's getting arrested.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), impressions (238), parenting (111)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 54,667

Bobcat Goldthwait - Public Service Announcement

Bobcat Goldthwait had to record a PSA after starting a fire at "The Tonight Show."

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), TV (384), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,554

Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting

Bobcat Goldthwait is all for hunter's having guns.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), violence (195), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 971

Bobcat Goldthwait - Sharon Stone

Is Sharon Stone is a hypocritical wingnut?

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), movies (221), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,642

Bobcat Goldthwait - Detained by the Authorities

Bobcat Goldthwait is accused of stealing Rolaids.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), crime (256), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 3,599

Franklyn Ajaye - Cops

The police will make up charges.

Tags: Franklyn Ajaye (3), ethnic (730), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,379

Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger

A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), laws (102), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 6,241

Bobcat Goldthwait - Bears Gone Wild

How do you harass a polar bear?

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), ethnic (730), animals (439)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,990

 
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