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I watched Warner Brothers cartoons when I was a kid. I never thought about taking a firecracker and shoving it up a cat's butt because Tweety Bird did it to Sylvester.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal

The new bumper cars suck.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,735

Tommy Davidson - Fighting

You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping?

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Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,553

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608

A.J. Jamal - Discipline

Kids today don't get whippings.

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Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,409

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 712

Vargus Mason - Free My Ass

Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.

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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 429

Tom Cotter - Kid Games

Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,274

D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,328

Tommy Davidson - Scooby Smoked Weed

Have you ever broken "Scooby Doo" down?

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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 3,224

Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

The playgrounds used to be metal.

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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,599

 
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