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Some schmuck must have been sitting there going, 'Let me get this straight, honey. I can't sleep with anybody else ever again for the rest of my life, and if this doesn't work out, you get to keep all my stuff?'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Bobby Slayton - Errands

If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 410

Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?

The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.

Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (919), ethnic (730)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 553

Bobby Slayton - Dressing Yourself

Gay black men are the best dressers.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 434

Gerard Guillory - During the Day

Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,627

Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys

Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.

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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 9,249

Damon Williams - Three Step Plan

Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 782

Greg Hahn - Marine Life

Marines are always yelling.

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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,830

Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich

Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.

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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 833

Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression

If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.

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Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 2,080

John Heffron - Buying a Bus

Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!

Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (919), food (550)

Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 11,017

 
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