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I remember my first job -- it was selling corn on the side of the road. My dad hooked me up with that job. Thanks, Dad. I was sitting in my room minding my own business. My dad walked in, 'Hey loser, I got you a job-o.' I go, 'What is it?' 'You're gonna sell corn on the side of the road.' I go, 'Screw that.' 'No, no, no, no, screw you! You're gonna sell corn, or you're going to die! Corn or die!'
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