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I think guys know when
they're getting heavy: when you drive over a speed bump and your tits shake.
Bob Shaw - Middle Age
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 288
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 335
Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?
The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 448
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,548
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,407
Stephanie Hodge - Aging
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 639
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (369), aging (296)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 295
Wendy Liebman - Getting Older
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (976), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 731
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
Ross Shafer - Talking
Talking to a man about a relationship is like catching a deer in headlights.
Tags: Ross Shafer (3), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
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