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Bob Shaw: Speaking to God
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God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Becky is not impressed with the young.
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Lois has old hooker's hair.
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Have you seen the most popular kids from your high school recently? They look horrible!
