Bob Shaw Jokes
|
Bob Shaw: Speaking to God
|
Get another Bob Shaw Joke » |
If I ever meet God,
I have a lot to speak to God about. I want to go, 'God, I gotta compliment you on the idea of infinite space 'cause it goes on forever. Then, within infinite space, billions of planetary systems that have ecosystems with air and water. And fish in the water die, decay; they wash up on shore, become fertilizer for trees that grow fruit that fall. People eat the fruit; they propagate, more people come. There's history and civilization and culture and theater and technology and movie and medicine and art and books and -- God, how about a little f**king hair that stays on the head?!'
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,723
Bob Shaw - Middle Age
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,530
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,199
Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age
Becky is not impressed with the young.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,649
Wendy Liebman - Getting Older
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (657), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,853
Lois Bromfield - Old Hooker's Hair
Lois has old hooker's hair.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), alcohol (516), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,468
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (488), driving (336)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,049
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (657), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 6,747
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,805
Aaron Karo - The Most Popular Kids From High School
Have you seen the most popular kids from your high school recently? They look horrible!
Tags: Aaron Karo (6), alcohol (516), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 11/10/10
Views: 5,746
