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Bob Oschack: Get the Wife Into Bed Gimmick
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I'm like, 'Honey, I don't know how else to put it. I just want to make sweet love to my wife. I don't know what else to say or do, just please, please come with me to the bedroom. Oh hey, check it out, what's that on the pillow? Is that a crisp $20 bill?'
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Posted: 03/18/04

Bob Oschack - The Rule of Marriage

The way to make a marriage last is to control your behavior, not your thoughts.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 418

Bob Oschack - Marriage Appreciation

Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 826

Bob Oschack - Heroes

Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 308

Bob Oschack - Masturbation

Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,364

Bob Oschack - Marriage

Nobody stays married in Los Angeles.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 668

Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets

Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,169

Marc Maron - Getting Engaged

Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.

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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 884

Bob Oschack - Renting Pornography

Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."

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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,414

Bob Oschack - The South

Bob misses the South.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 486

Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex

There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.

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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,052

 
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