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They had me empty out
my pockets. They took my wallet, my keys, my shoelaces -- everything, except my pride -- that and my fears and my hopes and dreams and my love of origami and my ability to create the illusion of walking against the wind.
Bob Odenkirk - Prison Life
After about 40 minutes, Bob found himself growing comfortable with prison life.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,172
Bob Odenkirk - Going to Jail
They say a year in the clink is equal to a hundred outside.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,123
Bob Odenkirk - Gum Wrappers
Bob has some jokes about his friend Mort.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,384
Bob Odenkirk - Abe Lincoln: In My Own Words
Bob pays tribute to the 16th president, Abraham Lincoln.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,051
Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood
Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (5), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,230
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 5,527
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (290), police business (121)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 2,391
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,418
Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
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Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 8,498
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 12,068
