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I think my dad looked
at kids as additions to his tool kit. Twenty-seven years ago, he walked out on the front porch and said, 'Well, I could mow that lawn, but it's just going to grow back again. Or I could go back to bed and gamble some sperm and make a little lawn mowing machine that will do it for the next 27 years.'
Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood
Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (7), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 496
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 652
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
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