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Put strobe headlights in my
car to make the deer run slower.
Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire
All extremists should be shot.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), animals (783), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 498
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 16,615
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,202
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,924
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (593), driving (295)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,881
Bob Nickman - Man/Woman
Bob is all things to all people.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), men/women (987), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,352
Jimmy Dore - Deer Whistles
If deer have such sensitive hearing, why don't they get out of the ways of beeping cars?
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,734
Brian Regan - Show Horses
Dumb donkeys refuse to apply themselves.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), animals (783), observational (326)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 6,325
Ron White - Scottish Nationalists
A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.
Tags: Ron White (24), travel (306), driving (295)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 41,036
Steve McGrew - Rebuild
God hates mobile homes.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 3,088
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