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I thought I'd like this
thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the morning looking for cats and stuff. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. I've got bacon fat dripping off my eyelashes. People are like, 'Hey, you look pretty good. Did you lose some weight?' 'Get over here. I'll eat your face right off your head.'
Bob Marley - Nachos
Eating nachos is competitive.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,345
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Bob Marley - Dessert
Dessert is very sexual.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,373
Bob Marley - Chips and Dip
Chips and dip is like crack.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,933
Bob Marley - Pizza Delivery
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 5,326
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 918
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791
Bill Kirchenbauer - Sea World
They sell fish sandwiches at Sea World.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 240
Bob Marley - Boone's Farm
Bob drank Boone's Farm and ate three cheeseburgers and a Filet-O-Fish.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 785
Bob Marley - Uncoordinated
Does Bob look coordinated to anybody?
Tags: Bob Marley (14), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 721
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