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The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''
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Larry at Victoria's Secret
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Views: 70,363
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Sweet, young and juicy
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Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
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Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
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Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
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I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
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Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
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Carlos Mencia - Come to America
Move, jackass!
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Views: 6,704
