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The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,206
Jon Reep - The Riiffther
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), observational (326), blue collar (84)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 612
Jon Reep - The Riiffther
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
Tags: observational (326), blue collar (84)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 0
Jeff Foxworthy - On Lampanelli and Busey
Jeff thinks Lampanelli's a little too blue.
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), blue collar (84), Lisa Lampanelli (36)
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 5,428
Jeff Foxworthy - Educating Larry
Jeff reminisces about teaching Larry on the road.
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), blue collar (84), Larry the Cable Guy (35)
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 14,301
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (489), blue collar (84)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 120,389
Jeff Foxworthy - Fashion Tips
Jeff Foxworthy - Fashion Tips
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), fashion (226), blue collar (84)
Posted: 06/04/06
Views: 47,477
Larry The Cable Guy - Waffle House
Sweet, young and juicy
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), blue collar (84),
Posted: 06/04/06
Views: 77,856
Jeff Foxworthy - Rental Cars
Selling used rental cars
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), blue collar (84),
Posted: 11/17/03
Views: 30,906
Larry The Cable Guy - Panties
Larry at Victoria's Secret
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), blue collar (84),
Posted: 11/17/03
Views: 100,990
