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Blue Collar Jokes
1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your richest relative buys a new house -- and you have to help him take the wheels off it.
5) You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
6) Your family tree does not fork.
7) You've ever been too drunk to fish.
8) You've lost more than two teeth opening beer bottles.
9) You helped your cousin move his refrigerator -- and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
10) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
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Posted: 10/30/08

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You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.

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When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.

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Jeff Foxworthy - Fashion Tips

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Sweet, young and juicy

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Selling used rental cars

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Larry at Victoria's Secret

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Shooting a propane tank

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Stacking the medicine cabinet

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Jeff thinks Lampanelli's a little too blue.

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