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The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
You can still be a woman with small boobies.
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
We're all gay to some extent.
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Blake is used to being called stupid, illiterate and lazy.
Country singing is a very competitive field.
He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
A city guy buys a ranch. He sits on the porch of his new house
taking in the fresh country air when a dusty truck pulls up.
"Howdy,...
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A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.
"Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30% of the...
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Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?
They
needed the car for driver's ed.
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You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and drivers ed in
the same car.
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There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now, Billy Bob was
a normal Southern boy looking for a nice Southern girl to be his wife. One day, at a...
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You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick
in your mouth.
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Texans have a very simple philosophy that solves all social
problems, which is, 'Well, don't worry about it; we'll take you to a titty bar.'
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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a...
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There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own.
He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out...
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A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The
old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.
"Watch how I do it,"...
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