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A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Jim makes a pilgrimage to the spot where JFK was shot.
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Larry at Victoria's Secret
Sweet, young and juicy
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
Bruce is scared of rednecks.
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
What do you call a lesbian with ten girlfriends?
A Bush Hog
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Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same
time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the...
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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one
of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their...
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You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas
shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
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Last name: ________________
First name (check appropriate
box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_]...
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want...
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You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Redneck Death
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey! Watch this...
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)132 legs and 8 teeth
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
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Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies
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