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"Well," says the old man, "one time my favorite sheep got lost. Me and my neighbors got some moonshine and went looking for it. We finally found the sheep. Then, we finished the moonshine and wound up screwing the sheep. It was a lot of fun."
The reporter asks for another story.
"Well," says the old man, "one time my neighbor's pig got lost, so me and all the village men got some moonshine and went out looking for her. We finally found the pig. Then, we finished the moonshine and screwed it. Now that was a lot of fun."
The frustrated reporter tells the old man that he can't write articles about these stories and asks if he has any sad memories he can talk about.
The old man says "Well, one time I got lost... ."
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,858
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,050
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (791), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,303
Jon Reep - Bless His Heart
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 11,551
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075
Shaun Majumder - Concave
You can still be a woman with small boobies.
Tags: Shaun Majumder (1), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 847
Hugh Fink - Long Story Short
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 884
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,316
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 657
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