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Larry at Victoria's Secret
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Sweet, young and juicy
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Bruce is scared of rednecks.
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Move, jackass!
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Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Redneck Wins the Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want...
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)You're A Redneck If...
You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Redneck Death
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey! Watch this...
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)132 legs and 8 teeth
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Okie Jokie
Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Tooth
You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Eatin' Possum
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Girls From Kentucky
Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: blue collar (339)Right of Way
Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
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