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The first Texan rises, hitches up his jeans and walks over to the lady. He asks, "Can you breathe?" She shakes her head no. "Can you speak?" he asks. She again shakes her head no.
With that, he helps her to her feet, lifts up her skirt and starts to lick her butt. Shocked, the woman coughs up the obstruction and begins to breathe.
The first Texan turns back to his friend and says, "Amazing how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,974
Hugh Fink - Long Story Short
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 884
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,531
Scott Henry - Going Home
Milwaukee is stuck in 1965.
Tags: Scott Henry (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 19
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Jon Reep - The Riiffther
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), observational (334), blue collar (79)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 921
Jon Reep - The Riiffther
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
Tags: observational (334), blue collar (79)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 0
Jeff Foxworthy - On Lampanelli and Busey
Jeff thinks Lampanelli's a little too blue.
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), blue collar (79), Lisa Lampanelli (36)
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 5,556
Jeff Foxworthy - Educating Larry
Jeff reminisces about teaching Larry on the road.
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), blue collar (79), Larry the Cable Guy (35)
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 14,533
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (496), blue collar (79)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,661
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