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"What are you doing, man? You can't drink that stuff!"
"Relax," replied his co-worker, "this stuff tastes pretty good, and I don't drink it all the time."
"Seriously," the mechanic exclaimed, "that brake fluid is poison!"
"Hey, man" yelled the co-worker, "back off! I can stop any time I want."
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (489), blue collar (84)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 120,373
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're fifty, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), men/women (987), music (710)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 939
Jon Reep - Small Town Nation
It's not the size of your town that makes it a small town. It's its attitude.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), drugs (630), alcohol (489)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 506
Ron White - Norman Mailer
Ron admires the life of Norman Mailer.
Tags: Ron White (24), books (727), alcohol (489)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 17,044
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (489)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 14,834
Hugh Fink - Long Story Short
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 874
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), health (956), death (315)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 42,771
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,691
Johnny Dark - Leprosy
Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (956), alcohol (489)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 185
Jon Reep - Hickory, NC
Back home in Hickory, they call him Hollywood. And in Los Angeles, they call him The Redneck.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (790), alcohol (489)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,450
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