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A Sack Full of Chickens
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The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight."
The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
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Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,279
Jon Reep - Bless His Heart
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 11,551
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,316
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,858
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 657
Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs
"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 782
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,099
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,531
Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security
Jimmy gets racially profiled.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 1,425
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