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"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,768
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father
It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 639
Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 832
Gregg Rogell - Cell Phones
Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 2,387
Dan Naturman - Job Interviews
The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,096
Arj Barker - Wells Fargo
Citibank does not know how to spell "city."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,440
Mike Birbiglia - Fat Tuesdays
Fat Tuesdays is not a comedy club.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 16,411
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (804), observational (334)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 662
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,130
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