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Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1269),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 7,583

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1269), mental health (219)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,446

Don't mis-sock, socktard!

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Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (21), sex (1269), impressions (300)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 37,811

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,637

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), observational (326)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6

Ricky's weight has become somewhat of an issue for the paparazzi and newspapers.

Tags: Ricky Gervais (17), sex (1269), storyteller (261)

Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 12,384

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 683

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), sex (1269), kids (828)

Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,384