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Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,114

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,774

Don't mis-sock, socktard!

Tags: sex (1283), college (164)

Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 90,702

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,070

You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 15,850

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,673

If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,607

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 13,985

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,633